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  •  Regarding The Recent Decision in Miami-Dade (2+ / 0-)
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    Ahianne, drmah

    No Democrat should hesitate
    To pee outside for freedom’s sake.
    It is a logical response
    When nature calls, pull out your schvantz.
    Or if that’s something you ain’t got,
    To hell with everything, just squat.

    Republicans cannot compete.
    They’re too uptight to use the street.
    Their men folk simply cannot stand
    The pressure on the prostate gland.
    You’ll see: they’ll all drop out. We won’t.
    They’ll find a bathroom; we shall vote.

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