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  •  There is one more fact that disproves the... (1+ / 0-)
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    ...whole Noah's Ark myth once and for all.

    It is inconceivable that coyotes and road runners could coexist for such a length of time in such an enclosed space. Surely the few coyotes on board would inevitably have done themselves in through a continuous series of complex, and extremely hazardous schemes devised to catch the road runners. It is well documented that such schemes inevitably result in grievous bodily harm to the coyotes (1). It is my assertion that such repeated sustained injuries would inevitably result in death, and therefore, extinction of the species rabidus appititus. Since I have directly observed coyotes in my back yard, the Ark myth cannot possibly be true.

    Halleluiah...where's the Tylenol?

    (1) See Toons, Looney; Warner Brothers, et. al.

    So endith the trick.

    by itsjim on Fri Apr 11, 2014 at 08:19:19 AM PDT

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