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  •  Small C&J (4.00)
    Cheers as always to BiPM

    Cheers to this joke I had to share...

    A man was evacuating Houston during Hurrican Rita, and was stuck in line while the traffic was stopped.

    A man comes up to him and says "George Bush was just kidnapped by terrorists." They said, "If we dont give them a trillion dollars in ransom money, they will douse the President with gasoline and light him on fire".

    We are taking up a collection for President Bush.

    How much on average is everyone donating?

    On average, "a gallon".

    Bush investigating Katrina is like Clinton investigating Monica

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