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  •  go sox (none)
    I gotta cheer on the hometeam, but don't call me a f*cking Sox fan.  I clip my toenails regularly, wear my waistline above the asscrack, have never sported a mullet, and get a little bit tipsy AT the game, not three hours before.
    They are as tacky and graceless as their ballpark, which is made entirely of plastic because plastic doesn't retain body odor.

    Rooting for the White Sox is like suddenly liking NASCAR, but I'm cheering them on to show that I'm a good sport.  Geographically, they're Chicago too.

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