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    Dr. Nick Riviera.

    Here's why:

    1. He's rarely used on "The Simpsons" anymore. Clearly, he has time on his hands.
    1. The Obama administration seems to lack an incompetent doofus. For Carter, it was Bert Lance. For Clinton, it was Mack McLarty. For Bush, it was, well, everyone.
    1. Who wouldn't love to see the press respond in unison, "Hi, Dr. Nick!" at the beginning of a Dr. Nick press conference?
    1. "The whipped group, the congealed group and the choco-tastic" would earn their rightful place in our food pyramid.

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