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  •  I'm hardly intimidated by any of you, politically (0+ / 0-)

    or intellectually.

    Got it?

    •  Who's trying to intimidate you? (4+ / 0-)

      Not me.  That was a very odd response.

      I can switch from a playful nudge in the ribs to a scratch behind the ears, if you'd prefer that.  Perhaps a good-natured swat on the rump, such as guys do when we're just farting around, having fun.

      To assess your intellect, I'd have to test you in a reasonable manner.

      Here's my proposal:

      Post a picture of yourself wearing a Photoshopped (or real!) party hat.  If the judges determine it blows away all the competition (competition is voluntary) you win.  Simple as that.

      You've got a pretty good shot at this one, because most of us are shy.  So you might win by default.

      Now, as for political, I can't help you there.  You've already sworn a blue streak which reveals your true-Blue nature.  I suspect if you hit a Port-A-Pottie and someone were to go in there right after you, there would be a lot of blue in that bowl - like Great Bluedini Kool Aid.  No competition on that note.

    •  I'm not trying to intimidate you. (5+ / 0-)

      If you were't such a determined jerk, I might take the trouble to encourage you to acting like a flaming asshole.

      Everyone else here is being very kind to you. I, a grizzled veteran of usenet, am a lesser man than they. All my niceness got burned off in the Great Flame Wars of Iran/Contra.

      I suggest you take a blankie-break, cause you are not making points here.

      You'll pay me the 8s I won of you a-betting?

      by Boreal Ecologist on Sat Jul 25, 2009 at 04:32:13 PM PDT

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