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  •  This can only mean one thing .. (4+ / 0-)

    but what is it??

    •  lol--something spooky! (4+ / 0-)
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      From X-Files, 'Jose Chung's From Outer Space':

      JOSE CHUNG: That is odd. Because almost every day I was there, I ate lunch at that diner and became dear friends with the cook. He told me a story about the night you're talking about.

      (He looks at another set of notes. Cut back to the diner. The neon sign now says "Ovaltine." Mulder walks in. Chung talks over the scene.)

      A man walked into his place...

      MULDER: Sweet potato pie.

      (Chung continues talking.)

      JOSE CHUNG: Sat down, ordered sweet potato pie, identified himself as F.B.I. Agent Mulder.

      (Mulder sits and holds up his badge towards... us, effectively breaking down the fourth wall. The cook walks over and takes out a piece of pie.)

      He then questioned my friend.

      (The cook puts down a piece of pie in front of Mulder.)

      MULDER: You ever seen a UFO in these parts?

      (Mulder takes a huge bite. The cook watches him. Chung talks again.)

      JOSE CHUNG: He then ordered piece after piece, each time asking another question.

      (The cook picks up the empty plate and puts another one down.)

      MULDER: You ever experienced a period of "missing time?"

      (He takes another huge bite. Later, the cook replaces that empty plate with one with another piece of pie.)

      You ever had the suspicion that you've been abducted by aliens?

      (Another piece of pie is soon to come.)

      Have you ever found a metal implant in your body?

      (The cook shakes his head. Mulder digs into another piece of pie.)

      Have you checked everywhere?

      (The cook looks at him. Mulder stands and puts a bill down on the counter. Chung talks over the scene.)

      JOSE CHUNG: He ate a whole pie in that fashion, then got up and left. My friend never saw him again.

      (Mulder leaves.)

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