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This is a perfect matchup. Dick Cheney, who once shot a friend in the face while hunting, against Wayne LaPierre, who continues to defend Cheney's Second Amendment right to shoot friends in the face.
Cheney has beaten John McCain, Grover Norquist, and Marco Rubio on his path to the Crazy 8. LaPierre has taken down Mitch McConnell, Eric Cantor, and Paul Ryan. These guys are old school Republicans, but even though they've been around forever, they are proof that the GOP has an eternal fountain of youth—at least when it comes to wingnuttery.
The winner of this matchup will proceed to the Freakshow Four. Voting ends Monday morning at 8:30 AM ET, after which we'll announce the winners of this round. The finals will begin on Saturday and conclude on the following Monday.
As with previous rounds, you're voting for whomever you believe makes for a better poster-child for Republican craziness. That doesn't necessarily need to mean you're voting for the craziest person, because you might also consider their prominence and influence as well as their association with the GOP. It's entirely up to you.
Vote on the other Crazy Eight matchups and track results here.