OK

I don't care where
I don't care how
Willard M. Romney, will you please go now!

You didn't reach 2-7-0
So the time has come to go, Go, GO!

We don't care what you have to say
You've clearly overstayed your stay
Obama won, but not with 'gifts'
Go ride your automobile lifts

I don't care where
I don't care how
Willard M. Romney, will you please go now!

You said exactly what you meant
About the 47 percent
Your party's got too small a tent
So your chance is gone
Your chance just went!

You're out of touch with our concerns
You wouldn't show your tax returns
'Don't care about the very poor'
So door, meet Mitt, and Mitt, meet door!

You ran a really low campaign
Got fewer votes than John McCain!
Mistakes were made, and they were Mitt's
(Way to go insult the Brits!)
Yes, you got whipped and got whipped good
So you can't defund Planned Parenthood
Get lost, Mitt Romney, if you would

Pack up Paul, pack up Ann
Pack up your detail-less plan
Pray tell, what loopholes would you close?
You wouldn't say, so goodness knows!

Stop smirking on my TV screen
Don't even THINK about '16
We're tired of hearing Mitt, Mitt, Mitt
So I don't care HOW you go, just git!

The time has come
It's come, indeed
It's time now, Governor
Please proceed!

Now the ball is in your court
The time is now to self-deport!

I don't care where
I don't care how
Willard M. Romney, will you please go now!

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(my apologies to Dr. Seuss and Art Buchwald)

Originally posted to skralyx on Wed Nov 14, 2012 at 09:45 PM PST.

Also republished by Readers and Book Lovers and Progressive Friends of the Library Newsletter.

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