Over-tanned crybaby and Speaker of the House John Boehner finally has a good reason for all those tears: He's another year older today. And even President Barack Obama had a little fun at his expense:
"Tomorrow is Speaker Boehner's birthday," the president said to the congressional leaders gathered in the Roosevelt Room. "We're not going to embarrass him with a cake, because we didn't know how many candles we'd need."So what are your most heartfelt wishes for the great orange weeper? And remember, kids, if you don't have anything nice to say—well, who cares? Boehner's a dick, so have at it.