OK

Godammit you will swallow our family values whole and learn to like it, if you are not with us you are against us, and if you are against us we have just one word for you, drones!

So what if we want to assualt you with a vaginal probe, go on, you know you want us to,  it aint nothin personal like, sheesh, god hatin libruls.

[Now some of us actually knew this one was coming]

Divorce?

We got the hoops for you, now jump goddammit jump!

Seven Republicans in the Iowa House are pushing a bill to prohibit parents of minor children from getting a “no fault” divorce and the proposal could be debated in a House committee this week.
And you know why?
“There’s a 16-year-old girl in this whole mix now. Guess what? What are the possibilities of her being more promiscuous?” Gassman said. “What are the possibilities of all these other things surrounding her life that a 16-year-old girl, with hormones raging, can get herself into?”
Goshdarn wimmins hormonals that's what, and it's these very same hormonals that make them vote Democrat!

Jeebus.

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