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Media Matters

On the May 21 edition of The Alex Jones Show, a caller asked Jones whether he was planning to cover how government technology may be behind a recent spate of sinkholes. After laying out how insurance companies use weather modification to avoid having to pay ski resorts for lack of snow, Jones said that "of course there's weather weapon stuff going on -- we had floods in Texas like fifteen years ago, killed thirty-something people in one night. Turned out it was the Air Force."

Following a long tangent, Jones returned to the caller's subject. While he explained that "natural tornadoes" do exist and that he's not sure if a government "weather weapon" was involved in the Oklahoma disaster, Jones warned nonetheless that the government "can create and steer groups of tornadoes."

I don't have to be the sapient and well-beloved weatherdude (all bow) to know that the government does not steer tornadoes. Much less create them. It's not that easy.

This is the same idiot who said the Boston bombings were a "false flag". And he's a birther. And, well, he pretty much believes anything that comes along if it makes government look bad.

People who lie to you to make you angry are not your friends.

More below the Orange Squiggle of Power.

I'm worried about Alex, though. He seems to be running out of creative lies and is resorting to bald-faced stupid ones. So I'm going to help him out with some new theories.

  • The world of "World of Warcraft" is really real. Player's avatars really appear on the world of Azeroth, as in the movie "Avatar", and kill the denizens. This is so Obama can harvest their precious bodily fluids for sinister purposes.
    • And you just know the Orcs are Muslims. Don't you?

  • Planned Parenthood is not disposing of the fetuses removed during abortions. They transfer them to incubators and raise them to be loyal slaves of Obama
    • I should mention Muslim slaves, BTW.
    • And they will only be able to become voting citizens through the new Immigration Reform bill

  • The moon landing was a fake. That's because there IS NO MOON. That's no moon. It's a space station.
    • It's full of Muslims. They are sending messages down to convert everyone.
    • Tinfoil helps.

Kindly supply your own new ideas for poor Alex. We are liberals, after all, and we wish even pathetic disloyal worms happiness.

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