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(freshrant.com) The normally very private founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerburg, has confirmed earlier press reports that Saudi King Abdullah Bin Abdul-Aziz is attempting to become the sole owner of Facebook.

Zuckerburg released a rare public statement that the king began poking him this past week and was unrelenting until Zuckerburg finally blocked his account.

"I mean it was getting ridiculous.  He listed the two of us as being 'in a relationship' and inboxed me with threats that if I didn't let him buy the company he would "chop off the fingers that created "the evil two-faced vice of the infidels.'"

Abdullah's latest posts on Zuckerburg's wall:

"Dude, U know how crazy I get when I don't get my way.  That whole thingy about me getting out the sword...don't be so serious, bruh!  Aight?!   Now Chop Chop. (jking!)"

"Why won't u return my calls?!?!? "

"I just tagged you on an hysterical video link of a Saudi woman trying to drive.  LMAO!"

"Markster!  I so want 2 make U my bEyAtcH!  again jkg! lol"

"Hit me don't quite me! 4EAE!!!!!"

"holla!!!"

"A frenemy is not your enemy!!!"

"eating falafel alone in palace...  tear..."

When a member of Abdullah's inner circle was asked how much the king was offering Zuckerburg for Facebook, the king reportedly raised his right pinky finger to the corner of his lips and announced, "One million dollars."

Originally posted to freshrant on Sat Jan 29, 2011 at 11:30 PM PST.

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