Seriously, Fox News is the best entertainment on TV! Why watch all the Fox Lite channels when you can just watch the real thing? I just witnessed this enlightening exchange on Fox:
The talking head was interviewing a sports physiologist on the respective workout routines of the 2 presidential candidates. The head was marveling that Bush's resting heart rate was just 45 beats per minute. "That's on par with Lance Armstrong, isn't it?" the head queried incredulously....but of course it is replied the knowledgable guest! Our president is very manly-man!
The head then went on to observe that John Kerry is a little stooped. He then asked....I kid you not....."Poor posture---doesn't that mean lung compression therefore less oxygen to the brain?"
That did it. I'm convinced...there's no way I can vote for John Kerry now. He's not getting as much oxygen to the brain as Our Dear Leader. Thank goodness I found out in time!