Okay, let's give in to that overwhelming urge to help out Big John with tonight's debate. I wanted to open this diary as a central collection point for all the zingers we can come up with. Post 'em in threads too if you'd like, but hey--the K/E campaign doesn't have time to scroll endlessly. And it would be nice to have a compendium that lasts longer than any particular thread.
So...Contribute. Recommend. [Lather. Rinse. Repeat.]