This thread has been authorized as a replacement WYFP by Elizabeth D, pastordan's self-appointed replacement to cover his ass while he leaves off the whining for a while.
We apologize for the confusion, as ED found herself posting a WYFP a day early yesterday. Feel free to post your FP again, a new one, or to simply read and enjoy.
Also, there appears to be someone using the UID "WYFP" to post in the threads. We don't know who he is, nor do we care. Feel free to use that thread or not. Your business. But know that we cannot guarantee you 4's or any silliness in that thread. Here, however, we are licensed to snark, bonded to give 4's, and insured to allow you at least two 4's per comment (we hope - we didn't bother to read the fine print on the policy).
So, as is the tradition, I'm posting my problem here in the extended. My problem is this - I was dating this girl, see (nothing good can come of this), and I was just about ready to have THE TALK (you know, the one where you decide if you're gonna be Fuck Buddies or actual Lovers), when she went to England for a month. No biggie, right? Have THE TALK when you get back. She comes back, and she is in LUUUUVVVE. Totally fallen for this guy she met.
Problem is, he's Albanian. Muslim. Traditional. Wahhabi (maybe not Wahhabi specifically, but certainly of that mindset). Now, this is, technically, her problem, not mine. My problem is that, even if she broke up with him, she has decided that she will NEVER date another American man, because "American men don't know how to take care of women." I just nod and smile, ignoring the implicit insult. And that's my effin' problem. How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm (after they've seen Paree?)
So post your FP's, big, small, and miniscule. I, alas, can't cover the comments (I'm going out with some friends, who want to introduce me to a pretty blonde nurse - yeah, fetishists!), so if anyone wants to take on the burden of telling people it'll be okay, I'd greatly appreciate it.