Due to our new beloved Attorney General's first major official act, that being to go after the root of all of our woes (
Pornography ), I decided it would be benificial to see what kind of helpful and vital warning system we could create for every major/minor issue we have in this world.
For example, what could better serve America than vital warning systems for TV/Radio/Movies like the following? Can the MPAA top this?
RED (severe): Definite Fornication here. Avoid or be damned to hell.
ORANGE (high): Probable Fornication. Hell not definite, but be safe and avoid.
YELLOW (elevated): Elevated chance of Fornication. If you watch or listen, at least complain about it.
BLUE (guarded): There's always something pertaining to Fornication in everything. You may watch or listen, but make sure you examine all words and images to make sure there are no subtle allusions to sex.
GREEN (low): We'll never, ever be at green. Or blue for that matter. Just assume we're at least at a steady yellow and keep your TV tuned to Nick at Nite at all times.
Please don't limit yourselves to entertainment. I would love to see helpful, important color codings for topics ranging from shopping at a 7/11 (ALWAYS RED! BE PARANOID AND FULL OF PREJUDICE AT ALL TIMES!) to Syria. Make it a mundane topic or make it one of urgent, international concern.
Whatever you do, don't forget to inject that neo-con spirit.