I hate religion! No wait, I hate religion about religion! And religion about not religion! I hate God! No wait, I mean, I hate atheists! Wait, actually, I don't even believe in atheists! Anyone who believes in anything can't hardly not believe in no atheists! Only atheists go to heaven!
I wrote:
what would be really great is if this diary reached the top of the recommended list, and then a couple more pastor dan statements reached the recommended list, too.
then someone could write an "I hate pastor dan!" diary, and it could be recommended, and then someone could call that person an enemy of god, and that could be recommended. finally pastor dan could write a diary about not recommending diaries that weren't recommended by people who didn't write statements in support of pastor dan's ENEMIES, and then satan could register at daily kos and recommend the diary.
finally, someone should take this comment and make a diary out of it so I could recommend it.
and now I don't believe I wrote that! I deny its utter existence!
religion doesn't believe in pastor dan! God doesn't believe in Himself! Atheists are evangelical! I believe the children are our future! (Teach them well and let them lead the way!)
This diary should be recommended! Otherwise God will not exist! You don't want to hurt God, do you? Recommend this diary or God gets it!
Fuck Satan! He's a dick! And Jesus was a murder victim!