Via Americablog This is not a joke, the report seems real and quite plausible. Paging, Dr. Dobson...paging Dr. Dobson.
Remember Mary Carey, the pornstar who ran the joke campaign during the California recall debacle. Well, she's coming to Washington and while she's being entertained by Bush she'll be...eating something. More below...
LOS ANGELES - Porn star and former gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey will be joining her boss, Kick Ass Pictures president Mark Kulkis,
in attending a dinner with President Bush in Washington, D.C. on June 14.
Kulkis was invited to attend the event by the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC), which is organizing the event. Over a two-day course of NRCC events preceding the dinner, Carey and Kulkis will be attending a meeting with presidential advisor Karl Rove, giving their recommendations on important national issues.
"I'm hoping to run as Lieutenant Governor of California next year," Carey said. "Since Arnold {Schwarzenegger} is a Republican, I thought this dinner would be a great networking opportunity for me."
"I'm honored to be invited to this event," Kulkis said. "Republicans bill themselves as the pro-business party. Well, you won't find a group of people more pro-business than pornographers. We contributed over $10 billion to the national economy last year."
Here's more commentary from Carey, one of the raunchiest porn performers currently working, from the back of the video box from "Marey Carey Rules:" [Ed note-partly bowlderized for work safety]
Hey guys, welcome to my world! In case you forget I'm the 5-foot-9 blonde with the natural double D tits that everybody LOVES! Speaking of, I bet you'd love to see me get f$&#ed by some big hard c^#@s, wouldn't you? Well, your wish had been granted! This video you hold in your hot little hands is a collector's item. For the first time in history, you can watch my tight little p$#%y getting drilled by mucho man-meat! So pop this tape in your VCR and start stroking you own fat c&#$, sweetie. And remember - I love you!
XXOO, Mary Carey
WARNING!! This link is DECIDEDLY NOT WORK OR FAMILY SAFE! I am including it so people are under no illusions that Mary Carey is some softcore bathing beauty. She's as hardcore as they come. I of course...have...uh...never actually seen her work...you know?
Seems like she, George and Karl should have a lot to talk about.
Update [2005-5-20 0:54:28 by mrblifil]: Some reasonable suspicions have been raised in the comments. I am working on getting more solid info. As for Mark Kulkis, he claims to be an honorary chairman for the NRCC Business Advisory Council. This could be since, as their website outlines, all you need to do to be an Honorary Chairman is write a big fat c@$#...I mean check!
The only other thing I could verify as of now is that the NRCC Business Advisory Council is indeed having their President's Dinner on June 14th as specified by the AVN article.
Should this turn out to be a hoax, I will of course delete this diary.