Does anybody know for sure how many networks, other than Faux of course, plan on carrying Dubya's staged charade tomorrow night?
Just in case any primetime programming is going to be displaced, here's some scheduling announcements I'd like to hear:
My Wife & Kids will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you My Wife & Kids Are Staying Home, But Yours Are Going To Iraq.
Two And A Half Men will not be seen tonight. Instead please enjoy Two And A Half Men Are Being Killed Every Hour.
Law & Order will not be seen at its regularly scheduled time, so that we may bring you Lawlessness & Disorder.
Law & Order, SVU will not be shown in its normal timeslot this evening so that we may bring you Please Order A New SUV.
According To Jim will not be shown tonight, so that we may bring you According to Jim/Jeff.
Less Than Perfect is being pre-empted tonight in order to show you Way, Way, Way Less Than Perfect.
Lost will not be seen in its regularly scheduled time this evening. Stay tuned for Lost The Minute We Invaded.
Fire Me will not be shown tonight in order that we may bring you Impeach Me.