Everyday, like many of you, I check my emails..work email, and home email. I get plenty of email I want: WaPo and NYT emails, C&J Cafe Updates (hi guys!), funny items from my friends, topical items from various political and socially relevant groups, neighborhood meeting notes, that occasional update from a good friend. Email can be challenging. And it is easy to get irritated by the junk. Most of my junk email filters out (thank the Goddess for Mozilla and Firefox!). However, it's an ongoing process, so I still have to wade through it. Rolling my eyes at sex ad after sex ad, beckoning missives promising a perfect body, perfect teeth, pyramids of cash, the perfect job and a fat free, sugar free twinkie. (Ok, I made that last one up.)
Then one night, I realized I was ignoring something important. A reflection on our society today....Poets, priests, and politicians, follow me below the fold!
Poetry, like all art, is subjective. Each person will take away from a painting, a book, a movie, or a poem something personal, something just they will feel. Or, they will shrug and move on to the next item. Either way, I give you, "Junk Email Poetry", derived from actual email titles, with the actual spelling they were sent with. May it enrich you, or at least not make you nauseous.
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Thank you. Now, go check your email! A treasure could be waiting for you!