Here's my grand idea to save this country from this moron before he drives it into the ground just like every other business he's ever been in charge of: We need to dissolve this administration and begin an election cycle for new national leadership pronto. Kick everybody in this current administration out and ban them from cabinet level or supervisory positions in the newly reconstituted government.
To appease the wingnuts and the mouth breathers who seem to crave style over substance, what we'll do is change our system of government to more closely resemble England's. We'll still have a presidency, but what we'll set up is an American "Constitutional Monarchy", whereby we'll install George W. as the "King", and we'll have "Queen Laura".
King George can even be the head of the Church of America, but he won't have any real powers or be near the levers of government, just let him hold jubilees and dress up in silly costumes to his heart's content. He can address the Congress once a year, but then it's back to the Crawford Castle. Should he care to, he can occasionally host dinners or barbeques for visiting heads of state.
We can even get the Franklin Mint to crank out commemorative plates celebrating how special the Royal Bush Family is to America (who wouldn't want a "Prince Jeb" plate?"). We could also look forward to the twin princesses being put through a grueling audition process on the Fox Network during prime time to determine which one of them would be next in line to become "The Queen".
Forgive me for this bit of levity; it's just been such an awful week.
-Elvis