I'm going to purchase a small hand mirror, wrap it nicely for shipping and send it to the following address:
President George W. Bush
ATTN: Probe to investigate Hurricane Katrina response failures
FORENSIC TOOL ENCLOSED (FRAGILE).
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
NW Washington, DC 20500
Included will be a note, the text of which will be: "This forensic instrument is hereby authorized for use by most high administration, DHS, and FEMA officials to identify guilty parties in the failure of the preparation and response to hurricane Katrina - a failure which has resulted in immeasurable suffering and cost thousands of American lives. It will be most accurate when used correctly by the Commander in Chief himself."
What do you think? Can we get this to catch on?