Michael Brown, a.k.a. “Brownie” or “"Chocolate" Bean”, Head of FEMA is in fact top British agent Johnny English, code name “00 Number 2”, whose latest mission is to cover major American cities with poo.
English’s cover was nearly blown in 2003 during top level White House meetings where he displayed too much interest and tried to make helpful suggestions.
“Mission Accomplished”: English relaxes, knowing government bureaucracy will finish the task. He blends in perfectly, having mastered the art of feigning total disinterest.
English spreads disinformation, aided by an administration determined to save its own skin.
His next mission- spending $62 Billion of American tax payers’ money.