MSNBC has the article about a bomb threat being called into the Washington Monument. Subheadline is "Nothing worrisome found after midafternoon evacuation", although of course, that's not the headline that was on MSNBC's front page.
We also had the soda can NY Subway thing. And I'm sure you caught how the Mick Jagger concert was interrupted to search for bombs?
Something stinks.
Anyone want to fill in a good rant here? It helps if you include a couple of key phrases like "In the name of all that is holy", and "as God is my witness". Make sure you stay within the ratio of one cussword per five lines, for maximum impact. I'll paste the best one.