First, for those of you completely out of touch with news but somehow still on Dkos, probably over 30,000 people were killed in a massive earthquake around Pakistan- that covered three countries. So pray for them all. Fortunately, UN and disaster relief is helping to make the total not "as bad" as it could be. Very fortunately, as what if it was the US- Katrina Style.
A massive earthquake struck the U.S. today but dont worry! Michael Brown was on it. In a report from Washington, Brown said the Western Earthquake was bad- but was not aware of any casualties. When asked if he would send Federal Troops, he said that he will not as state and local governments wont let him, and it would not be nice for beauracracy. California Governor Arnold Schwartzanegger repeatedly has said he wants Federal Troops, but Brownie has stated that it is a far more local level that will not allow it.
Three days later: George W. Bush was today told of the massive earthquake disaster in the West. He finally has everything under control- he told Michael Brown that he is doing a "heck of a job".
One Month Later: Michael Brown, resigning from his position(cause he did so badly), today told everyone in Congress that he did amazingly. Fanatic liberals today criticized the administration, which is now struggling with 40 percent poll numbers. The administration instead blamed the state and local governments.