A short letter to President Bush:
To President Bush,
I write you today with a simple request. I know you will consider it, because, well, you care about all Americans, right? Anyways, my family makes over 2000 dollars a year, so if you play your cards right... perhaps you will get some of it, right?
I am asking you to help the G.O.P. all around the country. A huge election is coming up, and the Democrats have a good chance of making gains by pointing out your own lies and distorts in information. Thats just wrong-- you are the commander in chief and they should not criticize you! Since when is freedom of speech something that applies to EVERYONE? They clearly have not read our Constitution.
Anyways, back to the original point. Can you help the GOP all over the country by campaigning with them for the next year? There are alot of Swing races, and it would be great to see you on the campaign trail with legendaries such as Rick Santorum. It is great to rally the troops, like we saw in Virginia a week ago. Jerry Kilgore didnt win, but he came close, and thats all that matters, right? Hell, you came close to winning a Presidential Election in 2000, and look what happened!
Anyways, it is probably your bedtime. So good luck, and talk to you soon!
Brandon
P.S. My strategy works like this. You should go to all the blue states, or Democratic States, and have big Republican rallies there. Make sure to do it in Democratic Districts. We'll show them! As I said before, if it worked for Jerry Kilgore, it will work for everyone.
About Iraq, by the way, its a non-issue. But I think your popularity ratings will surge if you smirk a little harder every time you say the word "freedom" or "terror" or "enemy" or "Al-Zarqawi" or "Bin Laden". Actually, I dont know if you smirk when you say Bin Laden. You've never actually said that since September the.. 12th? of 2001.
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