Yesterday evening, after having applied what I thought was a fresh anti-conductive sheet of Aluminium (that's
al-yoo-miniyum) to the four walls of my isolated mountain cabin, switched my dKoser ring to the conspiracy receptor frequency and made my nightly entry in my manifesto, I came across what may be the most devastating blow to tin foil hattery since the government switched to Kool-Aid
TM...
here.
I totally lose it after the jump.
Drat! What grocery store food preservation technology can I look to now to dampen the invasive Rethuglican radio mind control!? What will I use to expose the hidden messages in Bill O'Reilly's radio program!? Dare I press the history eraser button!!? Can I hold out!? Will I hold out!? GHAAAAAA!!
Well at least I can use it to strengthen the reception of the WIFI router I fashioned from bark and that electric beard trimmer I abandoned years ago. The squirells are always trying to nest in that thing.