I read somewhere that Bill Clinton, John Kerry and George Bush were all three captured by terrorists and told they will be executed by a firing squad at dawn the next morning.
Just as the sun was rising the next day, Clinton is placed against the
wall. Just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad falls into a panic, Bill jumps over the wall and escapes
in the confusion.
John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done. Before the
order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado!" Again the squad falls
apart and Kerry slips over the wall, thus making his escape.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He
thinks, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over
the wall."
As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his
direction, he smirks his famous smirk and yells, "Fire!"
It's POST-A-JOKE time.........give us yer best politico giggle....