In a daring attempt to protect themselves from the Bush Republican War Machine the Iraqi Parliment overwhelmingly voted to reclassify all Iraqi citizens as embryos. "Perhaps now Bush will stop blowing us the fuck up" said spokesman Haseem Marqular.
This move also required Iraq's infant government to remove age restrictions on things like driving, drinking and voting but as local newspaper publisher Marqular Haseem said, "Not very many Iraqis did all three of those things at the same time anyway."
At first the people of Iraq became enraged when Bush said that he was against the taking of innocent life because they wondered what the hell 100,000 people of theirs had ever done to Bush. Baghdad Mayor Ahmed Marqular Haseem said, "Once we got other news besides FOX and realized that we weren't responsible for the events of 9/11, we started to get rather put out about Bush's statements concerning innocent versus non-innocent life but then a local cab driver came up with the the embryo idea."
With this bold step, Iraqis are hoping that funding for the war will stop so that Bush will not be killing any of the now 22 million Iraqi embryos and they are also hoping that the American right to life movement will start petitioning for their protection.