Are you ready for some Frameshop? (Thank you
Mr. Feldman!)
The Annual American Gladiatorial Games (Go 9r's!) are about to start! One thing we know about Americans, they love winners and HATE losers. Winners talk, losers walk. Everybody loves a winner, nobody loves a loser. A winner makes commitments. A loser makes promises. Well, The Republicans have made plenty of promises, but can anyone name a commitment that the Republicans have kept? Me neither!
The Republicans....are LOSERS!
And America HATES Losers!
Screw these LOSERS!
They have LOST Iraq.
They have LOST the reconstruction of Iraq.
They are LOSING the War On Terror
They have LOST Bin Laden.
They are LOSING the War against the Taliban becoming resurgent.
They have LOST The War on Drugs in Afghanistan.
They have LOST diplomatically In North Korea and Iran
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They have LOST the respect of the world.
They have LOST the middle class in America.
They have LOST the war on gas prices.
They LOST Katrina.
They have LOST the reconstruction of New Orleans.
They have LOST the battle for hearts and minds and the ONLY ones in the entire world that they HAVEN'T lost is their base of fundamentalist religious fanatics, who are intent on waging war on the 1.6 Billion Muslims on earth. Think they will win that one? NO!!!
They are LOSERS!
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Hell they have even lost GOD!!!
WHAT LOSERS!
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Its football season DAMMIT we want a WINNER!
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If The Republicans Rubber Stamp congress was a football team in the Super Bowl, they would be the Vikings
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If George Bush and his bunch of crony losers was a football team in the Super Bowl, they would be the Bills
OTHER THAN FULFILLING THEIR DESIRE TO START A WAR (which they are losing) WHAT HAVE THE REPUBLICANS DONE BUT LOSE???
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Well they have Screwed everyone in America who is not a millionaire, which means they have screwed just about everyone!
Do you feel safer?
Do you have more money?
Are you proud of America?
The Republicans are LOSERS!!!
Its as if they think they are in some sort of competition for the losingest loser!
And Americans hate losers!
Let's run it up the middle and Smash Mouth these LOSERS! Rip 'em to shreds and knock their dicks in the dirt!
How?
Three simple words.
Republicans are LOSERS!
If someone asks you why? Ask them what the last thing The Republicans have won!!!
Let's KICK ASS on these LOSERS......And WIN!!!
Remember, the election season starts TODAY! OUR Super Bowl is November 7! SEND THESE LOSERS HOME!
Please submit your football analogies below!
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*Updated from the comments*
Chickens (11+ / 0-)
They are chickens! This is the land of the FREE, and the home of the BRAVE, motherfuckers!!!
I don't want to hear none of this pansy-assed "you don't have any civil liberties if you're dead" chickenshit. We faced down thousands of Soviet nuclear-tipped ICBMs aimed at every pissant target in the country with a Constututional government, and now you want to chuck all that into the dustbin of history because of a few dudes hiding in caves in Pakistan? You want big daddy Bushco to break the law to protect your sorry asses?!? CHICKENS!!!
by Simplify
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by buhdydharma