OK..well, kinda sorta true... :)
Swiss troops march into tiny Liechtenstein by mistake
Updated 3/2/2007 10:35 AM ET
ZURICH, Switzerland (AP) — What began as a routine training exercise almost ended in an embarrassing diplomatic incident after a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring Liechtenstein.
According to Swiss daily Blick, the 170 infantry soldiers from the neutral country wandered more than a mile across an unmarked border into the tiny principality early Thursday before realizing their mistake and turning back.
A spokesman for the Swiss army confirmed the story, but said that there were unlikely to be any serious repercussions for the mistaken invasion.
"We've spoken to the authorities in Liechtenstein and it's not a problem," Daniel Reist told The Associated Press on Friday.
Officials in Liechtenstein also played down the incident.
Interior Ministry spokesman Markus Amman said nobody in Liechtenstein had even noticed the soldiers, who were carrying assault rifles but no ammunition. "It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," he said.
Liechtenstein, which has about 34,000 inhabitants and is slightly smaller than Washington, D.C., does not have an army.
I think Liechenshen -- Lichstein, is taking this far, far too lightly.
It's time for PAYBACK!!! It's time to let Switzerland know that this agression will not stand. And seeing as how Lakostinia, Likemesteiner has no army, it's time for the US to get involved and start doing what we do best.
Quite frankly, I have never trusted the Swiss. What did they contribute to WWII?? Two things: Jack and Shit. Why didn't the Germans attack them? Hasn't anyone ever given that any thought? It's because they were in on the whole thing together!!
Now, Do the Math: Seeing as how, Switzerland was in league with Hitler, it serves to reason that that after the allied invasion of Germany they took in all of Germany's war munitions, (along with Hitler's brain) and have been holding onto them in preparation for just such a day.
What happened in Likewittstain Lichenwold --Lichenstania, was obviously a test run. First they take Likkuwhupcha --Lukenlaurastein, --which has long been a strategic location in Western Europe, and next it's on to Andorra, Monaco and who knows where else.
People, I am, and always have been anti-war, except in the most extreme of situations. This is one of those situations.
I know we're war-weary, but this simply can't be ignored. We've got to kick the living shit out of Liberate Switzerland from it's oppressive dictator. Whoever he/she/it might be.
This is not for the purposes of taking over Switzerland's noted financial system. Not at all. Uh uh. No way. We're going to go in, and turn into a taco stand, er, perform a restructuring alignment paradigm designed to resucitate Swiss democracy.
Believe me Kossacks. As Jor-El famously said, you know me to be neither rash nor impulsive. Sure, I've advocated using nukes on various occasions in the past, but I am by no means doing that now. A few hundred bombing runs should do the trick this time.
This is a necessary. VERY necessary in order to preserve freedom in Western Europe. If we don't intercede, now, before Switzerland consolidates its power our children will be speaking French.
And Spanish.
And Italian.
And Romansh.
America, I ask you. Can we afford to just stand by?
The people of Latveria need us. We must answer the call.
I thank you for your time.