If you would rather see Ann Coulter’s Adams Apple than Janet Jacksons naked breast, you might be a wingnut.
If you support the troops with a magnetic sticker then vote to cut veterans funds you might be a wingnut.
If you believe Bush actually flew that Jet onto the carrier, you might be a wingnut.
If you would happily jail and torture 1000 innocent people to prevent one real terrorist you might be a wingnut.
If you think the most important verse in the Bible is Thou shalt not suffer a Homosexual to live, you might be a wingnut
If you think invading a country and provoking a bloody civil war is a liberation, you might be a wingnut
If you call putting carrier battlegroups off someone’s coast “diplomacy”, you might be a wingnut.
If you believe freedom comes out of the end of a gun, you might be a wingnut.
If you think lying to congress is not a crime, you might be a wingnut.
If you think industry officials should make laws regarding their own industry you might be a wingnut.
If you name policies by their opposite effect like Clear Air Initiative and No Child Left Behind, you might be a wingnut.
If you have a confederate flag on your Bible you might be a wingnut.
If you call a decorated marine combat veteran a coward but believe five-deferments Dick Cheney is a hero you might be a wingnut.
If you think calling a bereaved mom a whore for asking W for accountability you might be a wingnut.
If you think evolution is only a theory and the world is 6000 years old, you might be a wingnut
If you think Rush Limbaugh is not a drug addict you might be a wingnut.
If you would be happy to kill Iraqis in order to save them, you might be a wingnut.
If you are willing to throw your own freedoms to stop terrorists from making you throw your freedoms out, you might be a wingnut.
If money trumps everything, even veterans and old people and children you might be a wingnut.
If you have ever quoted the Onion as real news source you might be a wingnut.
If you believe that God chooses sides with W you might be a wingnut.
If you take a full years vacation inside every 6 years of working you might be a wingnut.
If you think Bush is actually a practising Christian you might be a wingnut.
If you think outing a CIA agent isn’t un-American, you might be a wingnut.
If you making park rangers take an oath to Bush is not Stalinist, you might be a wingnut.
If you believe that Fox News is an actual news program, you might be a wingnut.
If you think waterboarding and stress positions are not torture and listening to Bill O Reilly is pleasure, you might be a wingnut.
If you believe that Bush actually served in the ANG you might be a wingnut.
If you think you can fight terrorists behind a keyboard, you might be a wingnut.
If you think that Iraqis actually appreciate the invasion and occupation, you might be a wingnut.
If you think US healthcare is better than Socialized medicine, you might be a wingnut.
If you think the Bible is more important than the Constitution, you might be a wingnut.
If you think self-loathing Phillipino tart Michelle Malkind is beautiful you might be a wingnut.
If you Bush is the President and Cheney is only the Vice President, you might be a wingnut.
If you think we can actually transform the Middle East with Marines you might be a wingnut.
If you think that God placed dinosaur bones in the Earth, you might be a wingnut.
If you think you can stay in power by stealing elections, you might be a wingnut.