There is this joke that is common amongst comedians called The Aristocrats. A movie of the same name was made about the joke. The joke is a competition for who can tell it in the most dirty disgusting way. The joke is what is happening in and to the United States of America. And now the joke -
A family walks unto the US political stage, They introduce themselves - George Sr, Barb, George Jr, Jeb, Neil, The twins, Uncle Dick and various other cousins and relatives. Whoa, says the US this is a large act you got here on the political stage what is your shtick?
Well, says George Sr, we are a family act. We believe in family values and law and order and are act demonstrates this. See we start out by directly lying to you the public about what are intentions are. We tell you that we see a thousand points of light but don't tell you that we will extinguish those lights by sending them to be killed in war. Next we give you tax cuts and tell you that they well help the economy but forget to tell you that the tax cuts are not for everyone, only the uber rich. After you are distracted by are telling you that we will protect you because we believe in law and order we will let terrorists attack even though we were warned, and systematically take away any rights you think you still have since we are the law.
After this we get to got to war with a country that is no threat so more of you voters get killed. Once more soldiers are killed we get to tell you that we can't stop the killing because that would dishonor those that have already been killed for the lies in the first place.
Ok, I hope I'm not losing you because here is where is starts to get really fun. The next thing we do is get friends to only prosecute cases against democrats since we care more for party than country. The country is really getting worked up when we decide to commit treason and perjury at will. Someone finally gets caught, sentenced to jail and what do we do. We commute the sentence and let that person go free.
Wait a second, says the US, what kind of Family values, law and order act is that called?
We call ourselves "The Republicans"
Update: Forgot to say let the competition begin, I know there are many more disgustingly "better" ways of telling this "joke".