Harry got caught in the chaos of moving day and was about to be taken to the Shelter-That-Must-Not-Be-Named when a nearby muggle with magical pretentions yelled "protego!" No one knows why, but the spell worked! But only temporarily. (The muggle is quite allergic to cats.) Harry desperately needs a more secure, permanent, magical home where he can be safe from the forces of darkness.
Harry currently lives in Madison, WI. Here's the craigslist ad with more information:
Save Harry Potter!
Thanks for tolerating my somewhat lame diary, but I know there are lots of Madison folks out there, and who can resist pootie pics?