After Hillary Clinton's admission in last week's debate that she was "wearing asbestos pants," the Clinton-controlled media let the comment pass without the obvious follow-up:
Why does Hillary Clinton wear asbestos pants?
I have a source in the Clinton camp who let it be known that if s/he was ever discovered leaking this information s/he would be fired instantaneously and would likely never find work in Democrat politics again. Nonetheless, this brave soul let me in on the secret of Clinton's asbestos pants, and it seems this information has now found its way onto a major, national political blog.
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According to the source, Clinton must wear asbestos pants or she could burst into flame at any moment!
Apparently, Clinton has a severe gas (methane) problem and she is constantly at risk of igniting should she venture too near an open flame.
Thus, the asbestos pants.
I probably shouldn't even post this diary without second-source-confirmation, but I wanted to get it out there before we got scooped on the news.
Note to all who are scheduled to attend upcoming Hillary events: DO NOT USE A LIGHTER TO SIGNAL YOU WOULD LIKE HER TO MAKE AN ENCORE APPEARANCE ONCE SHE LEAVES THE STAGE!
Thank you.