The administration (OK, the president) yesterday pardoned the "official" White House turkey in what has become one of the most tired, played out, political acts going. However, it is funny (although not in a ha-ha way) that the president can spare the life of a turkey while availing himself of enhanced interrogation methods. (Actually, just the latest example of intellectual inconsistency from down-is-up land.) How would the White House turkey fare following a simulated drowning? Would it give up the giblets on its avian pals?