Come on, people now.
Smile on your brothers
Everybody get together
Try to love one another right now.
Will he try to help all those poor Ob-gyns unable to practice their love with women across the country?
Will he warn us that "fool me once, shame on you, won't get fooled again?"
Will he reveal the dark secrets of Jenna Bush's literary career?
Will he explain that our children is not learning?
Will he be drunk this early in the morning? AGAIN?
Stay tuned....and please chime in.
Also, have your bottle of tequila ready. Every time he says "Al Qaeda" you have to take a shot. Pretty soon we'll be drunk as Dear Leader!