For anyone who can stand listening to the commentary on CNN/MSNBC, I thought this might make it fun. I'm not even going to touch Fox.
Disclaimer: It may not be a good idea to enforce all of the following rules if you have to work the next morning. Pick your favorites and if you have other rules, please share. I tried to make them friendly to those who casually follow politics.
Take 1 drink when...
Someone mentions Hillary Clinton is a woman.
Someone mentions John McCain is 71 years old.
Someone mentions Barack Obama is black.
Anyone says "Straight Talk Express".
Kennedy endorsements are compared.
Super Tuesday is called "Super Duper Tuesday".
Anyone says "Billary".
They pull out the graph/chart showing Democrats who prefer change voted for Obama / those who prefer experience voted Hillary.
There is discussion of Hillary crying.
Obama wins any of the following: California, Massachusetts, New Mexico, New Jersey, Arizona, Tennessee.
Hillary wins any of the following: Idaho, Colorado, North Dakota, Alaska.
Ron Paul or Mike Huckabee drop out.
Chris Matthews trashes Hillary.
Wolf Blitzer mangles a quote.
Andrea Mitchell says anything.
Someone tries to explain what Superdelegates are and why we should care.
They discuss the Hillary/Obama, Obama/Hillary "dream ticket".
Take 2 drinks..
Candidate described as the "Agent of Change / Change-Agent".
Candidate is described as "ready on Day 1".
Super Tuesday called "Tsunami Tuesday".
During conversation, the Straight Talk Express loses a wheel / goes off course / explodes in flames.
Obama wins New York, Arkansas or Oklahoma.
Hillary wins Illinois or Georgia.
Dan Ratherism (e.g. The race is as hot and tight as a too-small bathing suit on a too-long car ride back from the beach, , "This race is shakier than cafeteria Jell-O.", "This race is as tight as the rusted lug nuts on a '55 Ford.") -- this one is subjective.
3 drinks
Any one or graphic accidentally says "Osama" for "Obama" (not valid if watching Fox News).
The Straight Talk Express actually does lose a wheel / go off course / explode in flames.
Mitt Romney drops out.