As a Republican I am honored and proud to announce that I have unequivocal proof that George Bush is a "blacker" U.S. President then Bill Clinton ever claimed to be.
Maybe he will finally get some credit from the African American constituency in our society.
Hah! Yet another Clinton legacy shown to be nothing more than smoke and mirrors aided by a sympathetic liberal press.
The proof is in the pudding:
During an earlier Democratic Presidential Debate (in S.C.), Barack offered a test of sorts for the notion that Bill Clinton was, in the words of Toni Morrison...
"our first black president, blacker than any actual black person who could ever be elected in our children's lifetime."
Barack Obama responded,
"I have to say that, you know, I would have to, you know, investigate more of Bill's dancing abilities. You know, and some of this other stuff before I accurately judge whether he was in fact a brother.
Fair enough, only a black person can judge this sort of thing.
We don't have many clips of Bill Clinton dancing.
George Bush, on the other hand has been moving his hips quite often on a recent trip to Africa.
A black person weighs in: (Rueters Press)
"I just want to report that the president did a fair amount of dancing when he was in Africa and demonstrated that he can stay on the beat," said Rice, an accomplished musician who loves to dance herself.
"You look sceptical, but I was there? I can certify," Rice added when reporters chuckled at her observations and asked to see a video of the president dancing.
Rice accompanied Bush and first lady Laura Bush on their African trip, where they visited Tanzania, Rwanda, Ghana, Liberia and Benin. They returned to Washington on Thursday.
Game. Set. Match.
I can certify!
UPDATE:
You all do know this is "tongue-in-cheek?