Just got this news in, and I know all you fellow Kossacks are going to want to jump right on it and be there to report on it when it happens.
As you may know, the Sun is the star at the center of our solar system.
It is the primary source of heat and light for our planet.
If you look up now, you might even see it. In the event that it's behind a cloud, you may have to wait a bit before it comes out from behind.
I have it on good authority that the Sun is expected to set in the west tonight.
This may result in a spectacular sight.
Wow.
All Kossacks should immediately stand guard to report on this event.
How fast did the sun go down in your area?
Did it look nice?
Do you think it will come up again?
If so, in which direction should we look?
How big did the sun look to you in your area?
Did your eyes hurt when you looked at it?
Do you think that the Clinton campaign is conspiring to prevent the sun from rising again?
Why do you think that?
Can you cite some right-wing blogs to support that conclusion?
This will be the mothership. Everybody who can volunteer for this important effort please check in.
Volunteers:
- SallyCat - cookies and tea, 6:30-7:30 pdt
- I'm pretty sure gchaucer2 signed up for something
- I heard a rumor that John Edwards was going to volunteer
Thanks!
UPDATE:
I just read that the Sun is actually powered by a FUSION reaction!
Can you believe that? Do you think it will spread? Aren't we opposed to nuclear power?
Could terrorists be trying to get a hold of this technology?
BTW, I checked the Sun in my area and it's still visible.
Still waiting for volunteers. I've added a list.
UPDATE*2:
Updated the volunteer list. Big news is coming, I'm sure!
UPDATE*3:
Still no word from the Edwards camp.
The sun has vanished. Repeat, the sun has vanished in my area.
It is still relatively light and there are white things in the sky. I think the Clinton camp may have sent them to obstruct our efforts here.