I present the debut of the Daily Kos Sunday Funnies, a decidedly biased view of the idiots in our media and politics, from a Photoshop artist with too much time on his hands...The last week has, unfortunately, provided a bevy of material...Lets review, shall we...(see below)
We started off the week with multi-millionaire Author and Senator Hillary Clinton's latest Cybillish alter - a gun-packin', blue-collar Mama, whose Pa taught her to shoot at an early age, a stark contrast to the elite, orange juice drinking Obama.
Continuing on the "Im Blue-Collar Too!" theme, on Wednesday, Bowling Trophy Owner Maureen Dowd expounded upon Bittergate, explaining to America's serfs why she is just like us, and why Barack Obama is a Dukakis-imitating Egghead.
Later that night we were treated to The Awesomest Debate Ever where Uncle Charlie and Trusty Intern Sidekick George Stephanopoulos questioned the candidates about...lets see, how do I phrase this...got it - Bullshit No One Cares About, focusing on flag pins, late 60s history, and playing the Kevin Bacon game with Barack Obama, ignoring recent minor stories such as the Iraq War, the crumbling economy and gas prices until half-way through the debate, all that stuff that bores the living shit out of the DC Cocktail Weenie Set.
On Friday, on the Bill Maher Show, we were honored with an appearance of the man best tuned to know what regular Pennsylvania folks think, another lunchpail, multi-millionaire dude by the name of Chris Matthews. As a Coastal Elitist who lives in New York, I am glad I have The Pick and Shovel Tweety to tell me what the very un-bitter folks in the Alabama sector of Pennsylvania are really thinking.
For some reason many folks were not happy with ABC's debate. Was the media maybe not in tune with American people? No, not at all, we are assured by the Very Balanced and Serious Jim Harris of Politico. Jim tells us that its a secret Obama campaign conspiracy, that folks like Tom Shales who thought Uncle Charlie Gibson's performance was "despicable", are in fact secret agents in league with Barack Obama. Gee Politico, how can we get anything by you guys! Good job! Tom Shales please report to the principal's office and have a seat next to George Soros.
Don't forget - tomorrow morning George Stephanopoulos will be grilling the hell out of John McCain, rumor has it that McCain's last Barbeque for the press ran out of beer. That McCain's gonna catch some hell from George for that!