If you are the beloved duck-huntin', sniper-dodgin', shot-drinkin', G-droppin' heroine of hard-working Americans, this is bound to happen:
I hear what you're saying: "WTF is that?!" Follow me over the fold to find out.
It's a tat, man. Not just any tat: it's a Hillary tattoo, apparently on a dude's thigh. NOTHING says you're a hard-working American like having Hillary on your thigh.
You can get one too. FREE!
LUIS SALGADO will forever see Hillary Clinton on his thigh. Salgado, 28, owner of the Ill Skillz tattoo parlor [in Philly] just got a portrait of Clinton inked on his leg at a tattoo convention in Baltimore.
Artist Buffalo Bill, of Sunbury, offered a free Hillary tattoo to any takers because his daughter Sarah Taby is a big Clinton supporter and thought the tattoo would give Clinton good exposure.
Mr. Salgado's reasons for permanently putting Senator Clinton's "happy clappy point-point" face on his thigh? Well-reasoned and intellectually unassailable!
He likes "her experience, her motivation and the fact that she doesn't bite her tongue."
That very same reasoning led me to get a tattoo of experienced, motivated, and non-tongue-biting motivational speaker Tony Robbins on my thigh:
I reckon you also could get a tattoo of Bill Clinton somewhere. He is expereinced and motivated. Though he does bite his lip, which is probably better than him biting tongue. His or yours.
Seeing as she's in it to win it and all, this might just be the start of a trend. She has found her voice, and it is a voice that speaks to the inked:
Carey Exton [the publisher of Tattoo Review] says he thinks many tattooed people are for Clinton because she "tells it like it is."
Exactly! That's why all the hip musicians luv her 2!
Soon Happy Tattoo Hillary may be forgotten, covered over by thatches of an aging Mr. Selgado's old-guy thigh hair creeping south from his no-longer-kempt old-guy groin forest. But we will are carry scars from this primary season. Some of us have them etched in our souls. Others have them seared into our thighs.
Others things, though, might also endure: