I’ve figured it out! I know why Hillary has to win, and it’s the only explanation that makes perfect sense.
Here it is: the Clintons left something really important in the White House and it is so vitally important, that they will do anything to get back in there to get it. That’s it! That’s the explanation as to why Hillary is running a stinky campaign and running the Democratic Party into the ground! This can be the only reason Bill and Hillary will beg, borrow, steal, smear, and lie to get the nomination and the presidency.
Now, I don’t know what it could be that was left in the White House, as that requires some real speculating and investigating (I only really manage to do 50% of that pairing and I’ll let you know now that "investigating" isn’t it). But it’s gotta be really, really important if the Clintons are putting the voters and the Democratic base through all of this. I mean it’s gotta be heeyuge!
So what can it be?
Maybe it’s a private naughty tape that Bill made in the Oval Office or the Lincoln bedroom. Yeah, a super revealing tape that Bill hid inside a secret compartment in the walls or something. Maybe it’s Bill’s secret foundation donor list, or the secret White Water documents that someone forgot to box-up when moving out. Hey, I’ve left things behind in a move before. It happens.
Seriously, what could the Clintons have left in the White House?
Gotta think...
Clintons...
Super duper important...
Left behind in the White House...
Oh, I got it! Dignity! It’s dignity! They left their dignity in the White House!
Now we know where it’s been all this time.