I saw a Paris Hilton photo online after putting my last $7 in my gas tank today.
Paris and I are the same age.
Her hat reminded me of something/someone, a certain country in the 18th century with a massive wealth divide, an overbred, ill-equipped royal elite who grossly hoarded and misappropriated state funds until the people came knocking on their doors in the middle of the night. The young, ignorant royals who had no idea what was coming.
Oh, Paris. How I wish you'd get an effing clue.