Hi...Yeah...Can I speak to Hillary please? It's Rob...Sure, I'll hold.
Music on hold is "I am Women"...Jeez I hope that doesn't turn into an earworm. I really hate that son...
Hello? Hey Hillary, it's Rob....I was the guy at the rally in the blue shirt...Yeah, That Rob. How's it going?...
Yeah, I'll bet you've been...You know what they say, "No rest for the wicked"...Hah hah..
...Anyway, I just wanted to check back with ya on that gas tax thingie. It's been a few weeks and I haven't heard any more about it, so I was just wondering, uhh, any progress to report?...
...Yeah, well, Memorial Day was last weekend... Time sure does fly by when you're having fun....Anyway, we were hoping to go on vacation, but we were kinda waiting on that tax break so we could afford it, know what I mean?
... I'm sure Puerto Rico is lovely this time of year, but the kids would like to visit their Grandma...
Yes, I heard that 90 percent of white women over 75 support you...I don't know, she probably did...I'll ask her if we can actually afford to go see her...
......Over 4 bucks a gallon...No, Really! I shit you not...Yep..It does suck big elephant balls.
So, anyhoo...Tax Break? Progress?
Uh huh...I see...civil rights, yeah, ...No, don't want to disenfranchise voters..uh huh, uh huh..no, Michigan and Florida were states last time I checked, but...but...I see... I'm sure it is hard to run a campaign, I just thought...Yeah, I did see the T-shirts...Ummm, no, I can't really afford one right now but...Sure, next time I have a spare 20 bucks. I promise.
...So, If you hear anything more on it, you'l let me know? Cool...I knew I could count on you.