George W. Bush has abandoned us. Bush has abandoned his conservative principles. I might not even vote for him. If Al Gore wins, then that will teach the Republican party to listen to us. We gave Bush his primary victory, and we deserve him to remain true to us.
Bush is talking about compassionate conservatism like some kind of namby-pamby liberal. Now that he has won the primary, he is exposing himself as a moderate by trying to win the votes of moderates and God forbid...Democrats! Bush is not talking about ending abortion and throwing women in prison anymore. I demand that he speak about these issues. If that means Al Gore is President, I do not care. I did not really want my capital gains tax cuts and the elimination of the estate tax anyway.
Bush is talking differently now that he is trying to do what is necessary to win over the people who voted for John McCain, Steve Forbes and others in the primaries. I demand that he stop. If that means Al Gore is President, I do not care. I did not really want my family's industries to be able to pollute the skies at will anyway.
Bush is meeting with all kinds of people who have interests different from my interests. I demand that he stop. If that means Al Gore is President, I do not care. I did not really want to destroy the public education system anyway.
Bush is highlighting the areas in which he might convince a majority of Americans that he is the candidate who is best suited to be President from 2001-2005 or longer. I demand that he stop. If that means Al Gore is President, I do not care. I did not really want to exploit consumers for the benefit of my family's credit card industry anyway.
I expect George W. Bush to be my political whore and believe in everything I believe, reject everything I reject and act exactly the way I want him to act in the 2000 campaign season.
If we damand anything less of Bush, we will be abandoning our principles...
Wait.
Unless...Maybe our principles are cutting taxes for the wealthy, not regulating industries, destroying public education...
What is the best way to obtain those goals...
Hmmmm...I wonder.