The earth moved for me today. It really wasn't all that exciting but the media went nuts about it, just as they do whenever any form of thrusting or rolling around occurs.
The media wouldn't let go. I'm sure it was just because Los Angeles was vaguely involved and they all hoped to be invited up to Hef's mansion to talk about personal experiences while trying to peek into the hidden grotto.
So sad. They missed these sexy stories:
An infamous Republican Senator from Alaska was indicted for pretty much being an expensive whore.
A southern Republican Senator who has been known to enjoy the effects of Viagra with a former midwestern Republican Senator, has had to dispose of $10,000 of tainted money.
The head of the Washington bureau of the news service Associated Press had an affair with the McCain campaign. This same person has been linked to steamy emails to someone close to President Bush.
A Republican Congressman held a fundraiser at a Las Vegas strip club.
Joe Klein of Time Magazine is under fire for pointing out that leading members of the neocon Bush advisory team are not Christians.
Someone very, very close to John McCain has a history of relations with the group Joe Klein is talking about.
John McCain has entry problems when in hot pursuit. He has said he will employ the withdrawal method in a current relationship.
McCain's campaign manager has linked Barack Obama with Paris Hilton.
Oregon seems to also have an expensive whore Republican Senator who prefers oil as a lubricant. This same Senator has something going with the Alaskan Senator.
A Republican woman and former decisionmaker in the Department of Justice seems to have had problems with the wife of a job applicant. This same former decisionmaker also has a "history" with a female applicant. The kewl kidz in the White House Press Corps want to keep this quiet.
A restaurant chain that actually has a salad bar closed due to bankruptcy.
Sources:
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/
http://www.eschatonblog.com/