Important straw ballot results
Realizing the importance of a whole new approach to electing a president--one that is based on totally hot looks rather than policies unlikely to be implemented in any case, I conducted a straw ballot. It was Paris Hilton vs. Brad Pitt.
My initial poll explained the importance of this issue by explaining John Edwards should have us rethinking our political alliances. Personally, I never trusted John Edwards anyway--he was a fairly right wing senator who conveniently morphed into a populist. Now, we learn he had an affair that would sink his presidential aspirations but he did not have the decency to stay out of the race. In sum, he lacks solidness of purpose and good judgment. Worst of all, his hair does not look very good, totally out actually even though he foolishly spent a lot of money on it, and he is heading to the wrinkly guy category--not at all totally hot.
Consider the facts. Brad Pitt looks much better than John Edwards and even Barack Obama. Also, my brother, a bachelor, thinks Paris Hilton IS totally hot as she claims and so he thinks this makes her the first honest candidate
When the votes for the two hotties for president came in, it was a landslide: Paris - 75%, Brad - 25%.
I thought all of the totally serious people on Daily Kos would want the latest scoop on this important matter.