Friends, with apologies to the Poorman Institute, these here rats aren't going to fuck themselves.
Barack Obama needs your help to drive home the point about just how rich and out-of-touch John McCain is. I'm interrupting my vacation to tell you one thing you can do to make sure those rats get good and fucked.
This is so simple you'll puke.
- Get yourself a key ring and 7 or 10 old housekeys.
- Go to the nearest John McCain event.
- Hold them up and jingle them. Loud. Extra points if you can do this when the man himself is speaking.
- When somebody asks you what you're doing, tell them you're just helping Johnny Boy remember how many houses he and his super-fantabulously wealthy wife own.
- Send me an e-mail and a picture of the reaction you get. If you get arrested, I'll make sure Kos pays your bail.* I'll post the responses as time allows.
Extra points, of course, for clever variations on the theme and/or provoking massively disproportionate responses.
Now get out there. You know who the rat is, and you know what must be done.
*This promise will not be honored.
Update: kid oakland reminds me that there are plenty of things you can do for other candidates that don't involve sodomizing rodents. What will they think of next?